Painted my entire body orange.
Was amazed at how Black is hard to spot in this picture.
Attended a fancy party.
Flashed my friends while falling as my bikini bottom strings got caught in a hammock.
Tried out for America's Next Top Model
Caught one fatty crab, and let it go again.
Tried to convince Dobby to stop beating himself while Dumbledore and Moaning Myrtle looked on.
Proceeded to free Dobby. (As Moaning Myrtle looked on)
Got my motorcycle/motor vehicle permit!
Learned how to crawfish. And how to feel terrible about ripping their little bodies open.
Rest in Peace, James Longwood, Sr.
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